a guy won a donkey on youtube as a grand prize. but he quickly found out that the donkey was a cocky son of a bitch and he was being nothing but a "jackass". so he decided to hold a youtube event where the winner gets $200,000 cash. however, the person had to make the donkey laugh, and then cry. everyone that tried, could only make the donkey laugh. they couldn't make him cry. frustrated, the owner was about to sell the donkey. one day, someone came and said they would do the challenge and win the $200,000 in cash. so the owner took him to the donkey and watched as the guy started to talk to the donkey. he whispered something in his ear and the donkey started laughing. he whispered in his ear again, fumbled around, and to the guy's amazement, the donkey started crying. amazed, he asked the guy how he made him cry after everyone else failed. the jus said, "I told the donkey I have a bigger dick than him, and he started laughing. Then I showed the donkey my dick, and he started crying cause I had a bigger dick than him." HAHAHAHAHAHA! i completely made it up.